Inman Connect: The San Francisco Treat

So I’ve been slightly neglectful of my blog lately (OK, OK, I know…REALLY neglectful).  Well, no more!

Next month is Inman’s yearly Real Estate Connect San Francisco and I have been trying to swing a way to go.  It just so happens that the really cool Brad Inman gave the also really cool guys at The Real Estate Tomato 10 free tickets! (Watch for more from me about them…one of these days they’ll likely be assisting me with my blog design).  At any rate, the deal is that the first 5 people to enter automatically win and the next 5 are judged on creativity based on an exactly 50 word submission.

Here’s a little background for you before you get to see my amazing entry.  My household has been struck with a couple of NASTY illnesses this week and I for one am quite miserable right now.  In fact, it it wasn’t for that I would have entered much earlier and not had to be creative.  However, it just so happens that our family enjoys dumb poems as a form of entertainment and creativity.  I hope the Real Estate Tomato Staff does too!  So, without further ado here’s the best I have:

I didn’t get an easy ticket because I’m sick as a dog,

BUT, I recognize I need help with my blog.

I’ll buy a round at Beer for Bloggers,

As long as there aren’t any hoggers.

I want to meet Alfred from Zappos,

And keep my blog from being crappos.

Thanks for the consideration.  I look forward to seeing everyone in a couple of weeks!